23 Surprises

I have a Kinder toy army. 

Kinder eggs are a godsend. As you can see above, I have eaten a few too many Kinder eggs (along with my Jif peanut butter from home). And I have managed to not get a single toy twice.

An inventory of my collection:

3 crazy-haired kids with removable modes of transportation on their backs

4 animal characters from the Dreamworks film Madagascar 2

2 bumper cars with stickers of ridiculous kids in costumes

1 regular miniature race car

3 animals (an elephant, a dog, and a cow with antlers?) with interchangeable body parts (meant to create chimeras) 

1 yellow pencil topper in the form of a face 

1 hockey-playing cat

1 wobbling tiger

1 red-bearded man on a fancy skateboard

1 meditating figure with a "computer" face that changes emoticons

5 pirates; 3 of which are human, 2 of which are monsters 

And yes, Kinder chocolate is excellent with peanut butter.